Thursday, March 26, 2009

A Kiss is Just a Kiss...until it vibrates and tickles that is!

I'll admit it, I've been a bit stressed lately. All this shit with my parents, worries about Noah and his new klepto habits, a huge project at work that I was the lead on. It's added up. I've been a bit tense. Perhaps a little terse even. Certainly uptight! Definitely in need of some release!

Until THIS arrived in the mail from Eden Fantasys my favorite new adult toy store!

Oh yeah baby! The Butterfly Kiss!

You see, a couple weeks ago some amazing ladies (including two of my favorite bloggers @AnissaMayhew and@MamaSpohr) hosted a twitter party with Drew G from Eden Fantasys. You can read about the particulars here and see who else hosted!

So, one thing led to another, and I said way too much and gave away far too much information about Old Faithful and what Rich gave me for my 40th birthday last year, and what do you know, Drew G. offered to let me review something from Eden Fantasys. And I was all " oh hell yeh!"

I spent hours looking over the website, contemplating, imagining, asking questions.

Did I want something just for me? Or something to use as a couple?

Something I knew would get the job done? Or something different from anything I've tried before.

Now, I'm no prude, and I have a few toys, as mentioned above. I even have some vivid memories about a HUGE purple rotating, vibrating dildo that suction cupped to the floor and some how ended up in my living room one very drunken night ten or so years ago. Scared the hell out of me when I woke up the next morning. *cringe*

Whew, need to shake off that memory. Give me a sec here.


OK, back to the interesting stuff.

We are all friends here right? I can lay it on the line, yes? Because if I'm going to be honest with this review, I need to tell you, I warm up rather slowly. And I require lots of umm.. lets just say "focused" stimulation. And my G-spot? Well, I hear its more than an urban myth, but nothing I've experienced has proven that true yet. And that my friends is what led me to the Butterfly Kiss.

I waited anxiously for the package to come. The timing was perfect. I was finishing up that huge project and it would be waiting for me when I got home. I figured I'd get home a couple hours before the boys did and have a little "alone" time to check it out. Unfortunately, getting the project out took a little longer than I had hoped. But still, I beat everyone home, and ripped in to that package. And just as I got it open and was about to head upstairs, in walk the male members of my family. *sigh*

Yeah, yeah, you say. Cut to the chase damnit it! Tell us about the Butterfly Kiss already!

Alright, alright, you guys are so impatient!

So yeah, it scared me a little at first. I admit it. I've never used anything with the two prong approach like this. Or anything with a bug on it! But I'm no coward! In went the batteries.

To be honest I was a little concerned that it wouldn't be powerful enough for me. I require The Powerz people! But surprisingly, it packed quite a punch.

Three speeds of fluttering, vibrating power.

Definitely a different feeling for me, having something inside and out like that. And yes, I liked it!

The vibration was smoother than what I'm used to with Old Faithful though. Different enough that I didn't quite reach that ultimate moment of release the first time. And sadly, I really don't think I found that elusive G-spot.

The next night Rich joined me on my mission. And let me tell you he found that little vibrating butterfly rather intriguing on his nethers.

Still no G-spot, but lets just say I went to sleep happy!

Over all, I give the Butterfly Kiss four out of five "buzz ups." Thanks for that one Oz.

At $16.99 you can't go wrong with this little toy. It will certainly be part of my hopefully growing collection!

I'm still in search of my G-spot though! Any suggestions on what to try next?


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