Thursday, March 26, 2009

A Kiss is Just a Kiss...until it vibrates and tickles that is!

I'll admit it, I've been a bit stressed lately. All this shit with my parents, worries about Noah and his new klepto habits, a huge project at work that I was the lead on. It's added up. I've been a bit tense. Perhaps a little terse even. Certainly uptight! Definitely in need of some release!

Until THIS arrived in the mail from Eden Fantasys my favorite new adult toy store!

Oh yeah baby! The Butterfly Kiss!

You see, a couple weeks ago some amazing ladies (including two of my favorite bloggers @AnissaMayhew and@MamaSpohr) hosted a twitter party with Drew G from Eden Fantasys. You can read about the particulars here and see who else hosted!

So, one thing led to another, and I said way too much and gave away far too much information about Old Faithful and what Rich gave me for my 40th birthday last year, and what do you know, Drew G. offered to let me review something from Eden Fantasys. And I was all " oh hell yeh!"

I spent hours looking over the website, contemplating, imagining, asking questions.

Did I want something just for me? Or something to use as a couple?

Something I knew would get the job done? Or something different from anything I've tried before.

Now, I'm no prude, and I have a few toys, as mentioned above. I even have some vivid memories about a HUGE purple rotating, vibrating dildo that suction cupped to the floor and some how ended up in my living room one very drunken night ten or so years ago. Scared the hell out of me when I woke up the next morning. *cringe*

Whew, need to shake off that memory. Give me a sec here.


OK, back to the interesting stuff.

We are all friends here right? I can lay it on the line, yes? Because if I'm going to be honest with this review, I need to tell you, I warm up rather slowly. And I require lots of umm.. lets just say "focused" stimulation. And my G-spot? Well, I hear its more than an urban myth, but nothing I've experienced has proven that true yet. And that my friends is what led me to the Butterfly Kiss.

I waited anxiously for the package to come. The timing was perfect. I was finishing up that huge project and it would be waiting for me when I got home. I figured I'd get home a couple hours before the boys did and have a little "alone" time to check it out. Unfortunately, getting the project out took a little longer than I had hoped. But still, I beat everyone home, and ripped in to that package. And just as I got it open and was about to head upstairs, in walk the male members of my family. *sigh*

Yeah, yeah, you say. Cut to the chase damnit it! Tell us about the Butterfly Kiss already!

Alright, alright, you guys are so impatient!

So yeah, it scared me a little at first. I admit it. I've never used anything with the two prong approach like this. Or anything with a bug on it! But I'm no coward! In went the batteries.

To be honest I was a little concerned that it wouldn't be powerful enough for me. I require The Powerz people! But surprisingly, it packed quite a punch.

Three speeds of fluttering, vibrating power.

Definitely a different feeling for me, having something inside and out like that. And yes, I liked it!

The vibration was smoother than what I'm used to with Old Faithful though. Different enough that I didn't quite reach that ultimate moment of release the first time. And sadly, I really don't think I found that elusive G-spot.

The next night Rich joined me on my mission. And let me tell you he found that little vibrating butterfly rather intriguing on his nethers.

Still no G-spot, but lets just say I went to sleep happy!

Over all, I give the Butterfly Kiss four out of five "buzz ups." Thanks for that one Oz.

At $16.99 you can't go wrong with this little toy. It will certainly be part of my hopefully growing collection!

I'm still in search of my G-spot though! Any suggestions on what to try next?


Sunday, March 8, 2009

Chocolate, coffee, fiber, and a give-a-way!

***And the winners are........Pixiemrrr, Meghan and Stacy. Congrats! You should have received an email from me already.***

Recently like three weeks ago because I suck at doing anything in a timely manner I was given an opportunity to review the new Fiber One Chocolate Mocha Chewy Bars and receive a spa break gift basket. Now, I'm not one to turn down a chance to try something new that involves chocolate, so I jumped right on that offer!

The Fiber One Chocolate Mocha Chewy Bars were described as combination of "a rich chocolate taste and smooth coffee flavor with the benefits of fiber in one delicious snack. Each great tasting, chewy bar provides 35% of the recommended daily fiber intake and also is a good source of calcium."

Now, I'm not a huge coffee fan, so I was a little leery when they arrived and I remembered that mocha was coffee, cause duh, and I guess I didn't read the actual email that clearly said that, because once I read the word "chocolate" and "offer to review" I hit reply and said "yes." But I tried them, because that is what I promised to do. And Oh.My.Gosh! Maybe I do like coffee! Because these were really good. And I'm not just saying that.

They have 140 calories per bar, 9 grams of fiber, 2 grams of protein and 4 grams of fat. And did I mention they taste good?

Risking the TMI category again here, but I just haven't been as regular as I used to be since having Kiel. So adding some extra fiber to my diet should be a good thing. I'm going to get a box and keep at work for that mid-afternoon snack break. I think I'll try one of the peanut butter flavors next.

Noah liked them too, and since we continue to have problems with his encopresis I think we are going to get some for him too instead of regular granola bars.

And the BEST PART of this is that I get to give away THREE, yes THREE spa break baskets to my readers!

You will receive the bath pillow, soap, bath salts, lotion and a candle (all chocolate flavored) plus a coupon for a free box of Fiber One Chewy Bars.

And if you don't win one of the three spa break baskets which would be surprising since I think I only have three readers, you can print out one of these $1.35 off coupons.

I must leave you with one piece of advice though. The cellophane wrapped bar that looks like chocolate? Yeah, not chocolate. Soap! Remember this, Soap!

So, if you would like to win a box of Fiber One Chewy Bars and a spa break basket leave a comment on this post and I'll randomly pick three next Sunday. Just make sure you leave a way for me to contact you in the comment. So many of my commenter's end up showing up as a "no-reply" email because they haven't checked the option to share their email address in their blogger profiles.