Tuesday, April 28, 2009

My husband went to see The Boss, and I stayed home and wrote about vibrators.

Once again the wonderful people at Eden Fantasys offered to let me review one of their adult toys!

Who thinks working there must be one of the best jobs ever!?!

This time they sent me Little Paul. I know, Little Paul! If I was Paul I definitely would not want to be referred to as "little." And why Paul? Did Paul design it? These are some of the things I think about late at night. Sad, I know...
Annnyyywayyy.....meet Little Paul. He has eyes, and what looks like a mouth. And he's kind of segmented, like a worm. Cute or creepy? I'm not quite sure yet. Because now all I can think of is him inside my va-jay-jay eying up my cervix. Or knocking on my G-spot. Helllooooo anyone home? And if there's an echo...well, I had a baby peoples, with forceps, and stitches that came out too soon. Just saying...

OK, OK, back to Little Paul.

Breathe, Katt, breathe. I'm loosing focus here. 'Cause I'm cracking myself up!

OK, so Little Paul. When I opened up the package my first thought, after I saw he was made in Germany, was that he's really smooth feeling. Soft, smooth feeling. Quite nice actually. I guess that's from the medical grade 100% silicone.

According to the description Little Paul is about half the size of his "colleagues." Since I don't have much to compare him to I'll take their word for it. He's definitely smaller than the real thing (yes honey, I mean you and by more than a "little"!). But he did hit the spot he was intended to hit. So yes, if you've been following the saga, I have indeed located my G-spot. Still working on getting it to perform as I'd like, but that's a post for another day.

Of course Little Paul vibrates, because whats the point if it doesn't, right? There are two push buttons towards the base that control the different vibratory variations. (I kept losing track of where the buttons were though, which was kind of frustrating.) There are increasing levels of intensity, and then a couple options with different pulsing variations. And it's quiet, which I really liked. No worrying you are going to wake someone up. Like a horny husband the kids. And a very smooth vibration, if that makes sense. Ultimately though, I would have liked it more if the intensity had increased a couple more levels. As I've said before, I need the powerz people.

So, the Pros: discreet, very quiet, love the feel of the silicone, multi-speed vibration, definitely felt like a well made, quality item, cute (if you don't think about the eyes)

And the Cons: I didn't like the position of the push-button controls, the vibration wasn't powerful enough for me, moderately pricey at $47.99 (although again, good quality)

If you are looking for a good quality, discreet, G-spot vibe, and you don't require serious power in your vibration, I would say Little Paul is a good choice for you. I you require the powerz though, like I do, well, we'll keep on looking.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Win yogurt and a prize pack!!!

And the winners are: cdziuba, souldolphindream, and Kimberly C.
You should have received an email from me requesting your mailing address, let me know if you did not receive it

Noah has always loved yogurt, and until recently when we couldn't send it to school in his lunch because it was too hard to keep it cold, he had it every day.

And, with all honesty I can tell you that we almost always buy Yoplait Kids yogurt for him because it has 25% less sugar than other leading kids yogurts, and because it has natural food coloring in it, such as beet juice. We learned early on that Noah's behavior was affected by sugar and red food dye. Yoplait Kids met both those requirements, and Noah loved it. Not to mention the vitamin D, calcium and protein he gets in it too. So, we have been long-time Yoplait Kids yogurt lovers. Now if only they made soy yogurt so Kiel could eat it too!

And then I was offered the chance to receive some free yogurt and a Yoplait Get Active Prize Pack.
Noah's has been having fun showing off his jump roping
skills to us all day today!

The best part though! I get to give away three Yoplait Get Active Prize Pack's and some free Yoplait yogurt to my readers! The Yoplait Get Active Prize Pack includes a travel cooler (to take your yogurt on the road), a jump rope, a water bottle and an outdoor game set that includes a beach ball, paddle ball, Jai-Ali and a Frisbee.

All you have to do is leave a comment here and tell me your favorite summertime family activity! I'll randomly choose three winners this Friday April 17 (which also happens to be my birthday, Yo!) or sometime this weekend when I get around to it. You'll have until at least 5pm Friday to enter though!

If you don't win you can still go to the Yoplait website to
print a coupon and learn more about Yoplait for Kids!